A needle of Hope
amid a haystack of Chaos.

Nice Fortune Quotes

Created: Thursday, August 18th, 2005
16:42:58 CDT
Last modified: Saturday, August 20th, 2005
08:21:58 CDT
... Jesus cried with a loud voice: Lazarus, come forth; the bug hath been found and thy program runneth. And he that was dead came forth... —— John 11:43—44 [version 2.0?]
A rock store eventually closed down; they were taking too much for granite.
The connection between the language in which we think/program and the problems and solutions we can imagine is very close. For this reason restricting language features with the intent of eliminating programmer errors is at best dangerous. — Bjarne Stroustrup in "The C++ Programming Language"
Quod erat demonstrandum. [Thus it is proven. For those who wondered WTF QED means.]
As I was going up Punch Card Hill, Feeling worse and worser, There I met a C.R.T. And it drop't me a cursor.
C.R.T., C.R.T., Phosphors light on you! If I had fifty hours a day I'd spend them all at you. — Uncle Colonel's Cursory Rhymes
Script used to display fortunes:

while [ "$var0" != "1" ]; do clear; fortune; echo; echo; echo; echo —n 1...; sleep 1; echo —n 2...; sleep 1; echo —n 3...; sleep 1; echo —n 4...; sleep 1; done