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Women are Evil (Mathematical Proof)

Created: Thursday, July 21st, 2005
18:43:30 UTC
Last modified: Thursday, July 21st, 2005
18:44:30 UTC

Proof that girls are evil:
1. Girls require time and money:
Girls = Time x Money
2. Time is money
Time = Money
3. It can be deduced that
Girls = Money x Money = (Money)^2
4. Money is the root of all Evil
Money = sqrt(Evil)
5. Therefore,
Girls = (sqrt(Evil))^2
Girls = Evil